November 6, 2009

Dear Bustonian Man who is hitting on me . . .

There is no eloquent way to ask this question … but my sister is a bit of a germ-freak (and I love her!).

What’s the deal with running Clorox Wipes/ Hand Disinfectant towelettes over that bad boy of a stripper pole before we are all potentially partaking in its fun? Will it make the pole too slippery/dangerous?


Can I do this as soon as the bus gets to [my sister & fiance’s residence] and therefore give it a chance to dry?

See … I told you there would be no lady-like and eloquent way to ask.

Thanks much.
jennifer